The Kingdom of Flowers Unite is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 89 million Flowers Uniteans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 4.9%.

The strong Flowers Unitean economy, worth 5.51 trillion Flowery Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 61,887 Flowery Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Nudity is frowned upon, gambling is outlawed, Flowers Unite's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and criminals identify as innocent. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Flowers Unite's national animal is the Asgore, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Flowers Unite is ranked 320,867^th in the world and 36^th in Antisipation Refounded for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -9.49 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.