The Free Land of Flowers 95 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.006 billion Flowers 95ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.1%.

The powerhouse Flowers 95ian economy, worth 573 trillion Sunshines a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,863 Sunshines, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flowers 95's national animal is the Honey bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Flowers 95 is ranked 91,037^th in the world and 9^th in Flowers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.04 law-abiding acts per hour.