The Free Land of Flowers 8 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.087 billion Flowers 8ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.3%.

The strong Flowers 8ian economy, worth 395 trillion Sunshines a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 55,743 Sunshines, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, and the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash". Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flowers 8's national animal is the Honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flowers 8 is ranked 67,085^th in the world and 19^th in Flowers for Highest Food Quality, scoring 29.29 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.