The Free Land of Flowers 76 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 7.1 billion Flowers 76ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 27.4%.

The thriving Flowers 76ian economy, worth 491 trillion Sunshines a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 69,260 Sunshines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flowers 76's national animal is the Honey bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Flowers 76 is ranked 65,317^th in the world and 2^nd in Flowers for Most Corrupt Governments, with 28.54 kickbacks per hour.