The Free Land of Flowers 38 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.045 billion Flowers 38ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The strong Flowers 38ian economy, worth 467 trillion Sunshines a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 66,333 Sunshines, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Flowers 38's national animal is the Honey bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Flowers 38 is ranked 98,437^th in the world and 12^th in Flowers for Most Corrupt Governments, with 13.45 kickbacks per hour.