The Free Land of Flowers 34 is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.963 billion Flowers 34ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.6%.

The Flowers 34ian economy, worth 376 trillion Sunshines a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,006 Sunshines, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, voting is voluntary, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, and politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flowers 34's national animal is the Honey bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Flowers 34 is ranked 145,512^th in the world and 27^th in Flowers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.4 law-abiding acts per hour.