The Free Land of Flowers 27 is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.084 billion Flowers 27ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The Flowers 27ian economy, worth 308 trillion Sunshines a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,593 Sunshines, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 145,337 per year while the poor average 9,735, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Flowers 27, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Flowers 27's national animal is the Honey bee.

Flowers 27 is ranked 44,357^th in the world and 21^st in Flowers for Most Primitive, scoring 59.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.