The Grey Wardens of Flower Dance 8 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Spider population. The hard-working population of 12.422 billion Flower Dance 8ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.4%.

The Flower Dance 8ian economy, worth 498 trillion Monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 40,157 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flower Dance 8's national animal is the Spider, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Flower Dance 8 is ranked 200,709^th in the world and 1^st in The Yeet Army for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.