The Republic of Arhanistan is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 6.594 billion Arhanistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Arhanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,671 trillion Marbozzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,425 Marbozzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings, and you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arhanistan's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Arhanistan is ranked 3,225^th in the world and 89^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 680.65 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.