The Republic of Flame Trooper 12 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The cynical population of 1.485 billion Flame Trooper 12ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33.6%.

The strong Flame Trooper 12ian economy, worth 74.4 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,082 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested, the mark of a good ruler is the largeness of his chin, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flame Trooper 12's national animal is the Droid, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Flame Trooper 12 is ranked 165,363^rd in the world and 7^th in Colony for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.64 law-abiding acts per hour.