The Democratic Republic of Flag Lands is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.557 billion Flag Landsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 12.6%.

The Flag Landsian economy, worth 136 trillion lire a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 53,367 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, surveillance cameras are banned, Harry Potter books are banned, and Flag Lands is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Flag Lands's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flag Lands is ranked 33,637^th in the world and 4^th in Guinea Kiribati for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,497.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.