The Insipient Migraine of Fizz Ed is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 2.637 billion Fizz Edians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Fizz Edian economy, worth 69.2 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,246 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fizz Ed's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Fizz Ed is ranked 186,158^th in the world and 3,764^th in eta for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.