The Colony of First attempt at a puppet state is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 585 million Aoleirkawkrieze are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Aoleirkawkriese economy, worth 18.1 trillion Kawkris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 30,936 Kawkris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, sex changes are routinely performed at First attempt at a puppet state's hospitals, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. First attempt at a puppet state's national animal is the Magpie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

First attempt at a puppet state is ranked 21,273^rd in the world and 4^th in Phantom for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 77.01 Effective Tax Rate.