The Disputed Territories of NotEthiopia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 452 million NotEthiopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse NotEthiopian economy, worth 41.4 trillion Not Birrs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,485 Not Birrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. NotEthiopia's national animal is the Not a lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NotEthiopia is ranked 125,174^th in the world and 2,495^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 12.86 flags saluted per person per day.