The Dictatorship of Llinger Republic is a small, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 29 million Llinger Republicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 34.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Llinger Republician economy, worth 1.52 trillion Llinger Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 52,573 Llinger Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and the nation is wading into dangerous waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llinger Republic's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Llinger Republic is ranked 59,275^th in the world and 922^nd in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 23.76 flags saluted per person per day.