The Republic of Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Checo Perez with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.606 billion Novogalaicoes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guadalajara. The average income tax rate is 8.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Estados Unidos de Nueva Galician economy, worth 237 trillion Peso Novogalaicoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 148,047 Peso Novogalaicoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings. Crime is totally unknown. Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia's national animal is the Red Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia is ranked 62,036^th in the world and 967^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 22.7 flags saluted per person per day.