The Queendom of Fio is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.481 billion Fioans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 39.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fioan economy, worth 450 trillion florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,111 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Wandering Fioans are known for their one-track minds, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, and Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Fio's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fio is ranked 152,923^rd in the world and 709^th in Remembrance for Highest Average Incomes, with 53,111.93 Standard Monetary Units.