The Colony of Finfinne is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.87 billion Finfinneans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The strong Finfinnean economy, worth 206 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 53,438 juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,418 per year while the poor average 3,349, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, surveillance cameras are banned, and Finfinne's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Finfinne's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Finfinne is ranked 141,705^th in the world and 3^rd in Africa Union for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 68.92 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.