The Last good n' great nostalgia of FIFA 17 is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.418 billion FIFA 17ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient FIFA 17ian economy, worth 504 trillion coins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,143 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime is totally unknown. FIFA 17's national animal is the fifa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

FIFA 17 is ranked 284,690^th in the world and 15^th in FIFA Lands for Most Patriotic, with 0.38 flags saluted per person per day.