The Empire of Fiery HellHole is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.091 billion Fiery HellHoleans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The very strong Fiery HellHolean economy, worth 77.2 trillion Schitt stains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 70,716 Schitt stains, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 321,832 per year while the poor average 9,499, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, a major religion has been named as Fiery HellHole's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Fiery HellHole in an international press conference, and Fiery HellHole has designated Fiery HellHole City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Fiery HellHole's national animal is the Scraggly Parking Lot Bird , which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Fiery HellHole is ranked 189,073^rd in the world and 7^th in Project Nighthawk for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 59.58 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.