The Vast Empire of Fiery Hell Hole is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Sir Charles Biggus the thruster with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.848 billion Fiery Hell Holeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schitting. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Fiery Hell Holean economy, worth 695 trillion schitt stains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 143,377 schitt stains, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 643,754 per year while the poor average 19,735, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, and the studies of art and philosophy are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fiery Hell Hole's national animal is the Scraggly parking lot bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is hail to the GREAT THRUSTER.

Fiery Hell Hole is ranked 104,537^th in the world and 10^th in The Great Power for Fattest Citizens, with 11.13 Obesity Rate.