The Precious Gemnation of Fhairizbhaulh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Stephania Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.586 billion Fhairizbhaulhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peridotia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fhairizbhaulhian economy, worth a remarkable 3,789 trillion Peridots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 357,985 Peridots, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, and cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry. Crime is totally unknown. Fhairizbhaulh's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Fhairizbhaulh is ranked 291,104^th in the world and 33^rd in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.2 kickbacks per hour.