The Empire of FF Jay is a small, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning squirrel population. The hard-working population of 32 million FF Jayians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.8%.

The very strong FF Jayian economy, worth 1.73 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 54,203 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 165,579 per year while the poor average 13,753, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. FF Jay's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

FF Jay is ranked 6,673^rd in the world and 1^st in Fascism is Awesome for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,248.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.