The Empire of FF CF is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning elephant population. The hard-working population of 292 million FF CFians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.6%.

The very strong FF CFian economy, worth 15.2 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 51,954 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 158,710 per year while the poor average 13,182, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. FF CF's national animal is the elephant.

FF CF is ranked 136,806^th in the world and 1^st in Continental Frontier for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,360.94 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.