The 🧏🧏🧏🧏🧏🧏🧏🧏🧏🧏🧏🧏🧏🧏 of Ferrocarriles Argentinos is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.201 billion Ferrocarriles Argentinosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 24.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Ferrocarriles Argentinosian economy, worth 42.9 trillion tickets a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,758 tickets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Ferrocarriles Argentinosians are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, half of Ferrocarriles Argentinosian history is deemed too unpatriotic to be mentioned in textbooks, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Leader's praises, and diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ferrocarriles Argentinos's national animal is the locomotive, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ferrocarriles Argentinos is ranked 205,955^th in the world and 32^nd in Timoria for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.