The Colony of FEMS33 is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 17.091 billion FEMS33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 11.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient FEMS33ian economy, worth 743 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,510 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. FEMS33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

FEMS33 is ranked 172,942^nd in the world and 1^st in Femdom State for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 482.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.