The Self-So Kingdom of Fei Mo is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Jiaming with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.621 billion Feimonese enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sijijing. The average income tax rate is 11.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Feimonese economy, worth 183 trillion Pecks of Rice a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 113,018 Pecks of Rice, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Fei Mo, government expenses are beyond compare, foreigners "adopt" rotund Flying Pandas to line the pockets of wildlife sanctuaries, and white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits. Crime is totally unknown. Fei Mo's national animal is the Flying Panda, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Fei Mo is ranked 218,283^rd in the world and 42^nd in Cape of Good Hope for Largest Populations, with 1.62 billion capita.