The Have a million dollars 💰 of Federal grant is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The President with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, vat-grown people, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.454 billion Federal grantians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Federal grantian economy, worth 377 trillion One Million Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,246 One Million Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and The President can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federal grant's national animal is the Confused Senators, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Constitution Worship.

Federal grant is ranked 75,059^th in the world and 418^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Corrupt Governments, with 23.11 kickbacks per hour.