The Colony of Feachasind is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bree Lannon with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, disturbing lack of elderly people, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.691 billion Plickors are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grave Acorn. The average income tax rate is 38.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Feachasindian economy, worth 423 trillion jis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 114,710 jis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, and Bree Lannon's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feachasind's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Mother.

Feachasind is ranked 151,149^th in the world and 12^th in The Clans of DYSFUNCTIONAL for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.95 law-abiding acts per hour.