The GOD KING OF ALL OF THE FARTS of Fartmaster Q is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by God Emperor Quntein F Wallbanger with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.007 billion Fartmaster Qians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wetfartsburg. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Fartmaster Qian economy, worth 275 trillion Fart Gold Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,842 Fart Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, God Emperor Quntein F Wallbanger can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Fartmaster Q's national animal is the Wild Farting Ass, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holy Order of FARTISM.

Fartmaster Q is ranked 63,610^th in the world and 1^st in The Smelly Fart for Most Extreme, scoring 28.63 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.