The Imperial Republic of Farlandiay is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Grand Chancellor Cent with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 22.41 billion Templars are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insillian. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Farlandiayian economy, worth a remarkable 3,161 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 141,064 Coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Farlandiayian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, atheists are heavily taxed, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farlandiay's national animal is the Tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Estroism.

Farlandiay is ranked 113,437^th in the world and 3^rd in ravana for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,373.94 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.