The Little Red Dipper of Fapjackia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Charlie Kirk with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.98 billion Fapjacks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syrup City. The average income tax rate is 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Fapjackese economy, worth a remarkable 1,319 trillion pancakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 188,982 pancakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough', viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and government winter plans get a frosty reception. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fapjackia's national animal is the syrup snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fapjackia is ranked 4,446^th in the world and 1^st in Phantom for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 12,133.08 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.