The Loving Couple of Fan4rt is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, national health service, and feral children. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.284 billion Fan4rtians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonesborough. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fan4rtian economy, worth a remarkable 1,221 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,750 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Unruly children often visit adult websites when angry with their parents, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)", and bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Fan4rt's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

Fan4rt is ranked 56,980^th in the world and 27^th in Wintercrest for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,948.92 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.