The Free Land of Falsettoland is a large, genial nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 161 million homosexuals hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Healthcare, Education, and International Aid are also considered important, while Environment is ignored. The average income tax rate is 33.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient homosexual economy, worth 5.08 trillion human immunodeficiency viruses a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 31,582 human immunodeficiency viruses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Unemployment rates have skyrocketed as businesses abandon the country in search of cheap labour, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Falsettoland's national animal is the psychiatrist.

Falsettoland is ranked 15,169^th in the world and 33^rd in Gay for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,694.59 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.