The Commonwealth of Fachu is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ambassador Dengard with a fair hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.53 billion Fachus are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The World Assembly. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Fachuan economy, worth 49.9 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 19,716 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Domestic fishermen fly the Fachuan flag out of fear of being blown up, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, parents dread their examinations more than their children, and newspaper headlines proclaim something happened somewhere at a time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fachu's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is WorldAssemblyism.

Fachu is ranked 189,958^th in the world and 33^rd in Libertarian Socialist Confederation for Largest Populations, with 2.53 billion capita.