The Colony of F4F33 is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 15.695 billion F4F33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 20.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient F4F33ian economy, worth 551 trillion Citas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,163 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. F4F33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

F4F33 is ranked 150,751^st in the world and 2^nd in fascists4fun for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,235.95 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.