The Sultanate of Ezoumayewelinq is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 9.555 billion Ezoumayewelinqians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ezoumayewelinqian economy, worth 427 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,735 Shiny Green Things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ezoumayewelinq's national animal is the Lion.

Ezoumayewelinq is ranked 136,119^th in the world and 1,195^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 730.97 on the Gilded Widget Scale.