The Republic of Ezekyle Abaddon is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.004 billion Ezekyle Abaddonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.5%.

The strong Ezekyle Abaddonian economy, worth 684 trillion chaos throne gelts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,981 chaos throne gelts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,260 per year while the poor average 14,868, a ratio of 18.6 to 1.

Immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ezekyle Abaddon's national animal is the corrupted aquila, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ezekyle Abaddon is ranked 47,214^th in the world and 5^th in Remembrance for Highest Drug Use, scoring 284.34 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.