The Queendom of Eyeling is a mammoth, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 5.779 billion Eyelingians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 11.8%.

The Eyelingian economy, worth 300 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 52,016 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Eyeling's national animal is the Kitsune.

Eyeling is ranked 179,673^rd in the world and 1^st in Night Angels for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.