The Democratic Commonwealth of Eyecolour is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Charlotte Onliyudérling with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 8.825 billion Collicks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Navine. The average income tax rate is 48.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Collickin economy, worth 689 trillion Calics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 78,051 Calics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, local government operates tolls on every village road, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, and foreign musicians that Charlotte Onliyudérling dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eyecolour's national animal is the Caribou, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Humanism.

Eyecolour is ranked 280,539^th in the world and 3^rd in Hannah for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.