The Armed People's Republic of Exorius is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman-General Yang with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.921 billion Exorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Гуанчжоу. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Exorian economy, worth 777 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 131,375 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Halberds are common 18th birthday presents, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters, and the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exorius's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Maoism.

Exorius is ranked 290,682^nd in the world and 6^th in Empire of Galactoreus for Most Cultured, scoring 52 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.