The Armed People's Republic of Exorius is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General Yang with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.11 billion Exorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Гуанчжоу. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Exorian economy, worth 257 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,955 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exorius's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Maoism.

Exorius is ranked 307,501^st in the world and 7^th in Empire of Galactoreus for Nudest, with 9.25 cheeks per square mile.