Population | 8.803 billion |
Capital | Death Row |
Leader | the Decapitator |
Faith | Slaughter |
Currency | scythe |
Animal | cockroach |
The Oppressed Peoples of Execution Hill is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by the Decapitator with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.803 billion Executionees are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Death Row. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.8%.
The thriving Executiony economy, worth a remarkable 1,822 trillion scythes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 206,998 scythes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 989,158 per year while the poor average 25,402, a ratio of 38.9 to 1.
Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD, and strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Execution Hill's national animal is the cockroach, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Slaughter.
Execution Hill is ranked 60,613th in the world and 1,144th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 52,163.71 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Execution Hill was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Execution Hill's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
- : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD.
- : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
- : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
- : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, the blood on the hands of the Decapitator may not be metaphorical.
- : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
- : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour.
- : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.