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We Await the Sweet Release of Death
Most Ignorant Citizens: 500thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 586thMost Devout: 755th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Execution Hill

Population8.803 billion

CapitalDeath Row
Leaderthe Decapitator
FaithSlaughter

Currencyscythe
Animalcockroach

The Oppressed Peoples of Execution Hill is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by the Decapitator with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.803 billion Executionees are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Death Row. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.8%.

The thriving Executiony economy, worth a remarkable 1,822 trillion scythes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 206,998 scythes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 989,158 per year while the poor average 25,402, a ratio of 38.9 to 1.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD, and strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Execution Hill's national animal is the cockroach, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Slaughter.

Execution Hill is ranked 60,613th in the world and 1,144th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 52,163.71 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 500thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 586thMost Devout: 755thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 765thMost Primitive: 908thMost Conservative: 1,050thFattest Citizens: 1,058thMost Avoided: 1,159thLargest Mining Sector: 1,241stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,255thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,311thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,745thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,511thMost Armed: 2,711thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,387thMost Patriotic: 3,821stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,896thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,300thMost Authoritarian: 7,535thNudest: 8,212thHighest Average Incomes: 9,972ndHighest Economic Output: 15,755thTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,403rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,643rdLargest Governments: 21,103rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,628thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28,023rdLowest Crime Rates: 29,325th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionMost Primitive: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionMost Devout: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 28th in the regionMost Conservative: 28th in the regionMost Avoided: 34th in the regionFattest Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Patriotic: 63rd in the regionTop
5%
Most Armed: 66th in the regionLargest Black Market: 71st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 90th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 98th in the regionNudest: 179th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 197th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 221st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 310th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 351st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 391st in the regionLargest Governments: 404th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 406th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 408th in the regionMost Extreme: 506th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 539th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Execution Hill was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Execution Hill's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD.
  • : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
  • : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, the blood on the hands of the Decapitator may not be metaphorical.
  • : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour.
  • : Following new legislation in Execution Hill, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.

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