The Republic of Ewraoroliahen is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.852 billion Ewraoroliahenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ewraoroliahenian economy, worth 875 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 127,806 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, concussed Pythonball players cannot remember their lineup position, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ewraoroliahen's national animal is the Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ewraoroliahen is ranked 274,119^th in the world and 1,561^st in Two for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.42 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.