The Holy 🍀 Frog Green State of Evil Turtler is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King 👑 Fire 🔥 with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.206 billion Evil Turtlerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Power of fire 🔥. The average income tax rate is 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Evil Turtlerian economy, worth 159 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,853 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Evil Turtlerians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, and teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Turtler's national animal is the wolves, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is King Fire Language.

Evil Turtler is ranked 166,515^th in the world and 2^nd in The revenge realms of the banned nations for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,367.22 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.