The Federated Republic of Evil Sernet is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Xamir Betkaff with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.501 billion Evil Sernetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Public Transport, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evsernkof. The average income tax rate is 17.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Evil Sernetian economy, worth 86.5 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 34,571 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, and the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Evil Sernet's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Evil Sernet is ranked 293,358^th in the world and 30^th in Kryndel for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.6 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.