The Animal 🦓 lover ❤️ of Evil Induous is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Evil Induous with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The quiet, industrious population of 849 million Evil Induousians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🦀 The pizza of the Krusty Crab 🦀. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.8%.

The powerhouse Evil Induousian economy, worth 91.6 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,947 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 305,141 per year while the poor average 30,552, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Induous's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Evil Induous is ranked 77,443^rd in the world and 5^th in You Grabia for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.