The C L A S S I F I C A T I O N of Evil BTM is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.291 billion Evil South Mindanaoans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Evil South Mindanaoan economy, worth 606 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 184,436 Monies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,680,571 per year while the poor average 2,269, a ratio of 740 to 1.

The blood, sweat, and tears of poor Evil South Mindanaoans make research institutes rich, the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Evil BTM's national animal is the Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Religion.

Evil BTM is ranked 159,743^rd in the world and 257^th in South Mindanao Republic for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 28.68 Effective Tax Rate.