The United Socialist States of Evil ahh is a mid-sized, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and lack of airports. The hard-working, democratic population of 62 million Evil ahhians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The thriving Evil ahhian economy, worth 4.78 trillion Evil Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 77,034 Evil Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, and male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Evil ahh's national animal is the Lama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Evil ahh is ranked 91,245^th in the world and 2^nd in The Wooster High School for Highest Average Incomes, with 77,034.45 Standard Monetary Units.