The United Socialist States of Evermorian is a tiny, genial nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 9 million Evermorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The weak Evermorianian economy, worth 266 billion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 29,661 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, the government's energy policy of refugee 'refuelment' is a well-oiled machine, feeling like a winner comes at a price, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evermorian's national animal is the XM800T, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Evermorian is ranked 296,382^nd in the world and 31^st in QA nerds for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.