The Entroterranean Colony of Euscadia is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 11.927 billion Euscadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Welfare, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The strong Euscadian economy, worth 754 trillion Entroterranean Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 63,271 Entroterranean Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set, Euscadia has designated Euscadia City as its capital city, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Euscadia in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euscadia's national animal is the Pointer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Euscadia is ranked 125,699^th in the world and 4^th in mutual cooperation alliance for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.